CHARLIE

visionary - philanthropist - dog

Small Town Dog

Born in the small town of Fergus, Ontario, Charlie was the runt to a litter of six boys and knew right away he’d need to do more than pee on fire hydrants to make his mark in this world.

Sent off to face the cold, cruel world at the wee age of 12 weeks, with only a blanky from mom and a bag of kibble, he set off to do just that: conquer the world.

Ordained Minister

At first, Charlie chose a spiritual path and, in 2022, became an ordained minister with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and, to our knowledge, the first Sheepadoodle ever to be ordained within a church. We're currently awaiting Pope Francis’s validation.

Charlie soon realized there wasn’t a huge demand for Sheepadoodles to officiate weddings or to perform baptisms. There had to be something more. But what could it be?

Available for weddings, baptisms and casting out false prophets (if local law permits).

Lover of Balms

Tired and troubled with his paws blistered from days of walking to the promised land, also known as Uncle Dave's Dog Emporium, Charlie looked in the mirror and noticed how dirty and unruly his beard was. Thinking this wasn’t helping his chances of success, he turned his focus on developing a balm that would not only tame and moisturize his mangy beard but rejuvenate his tired tootsies.


After consulting the greatest minds in the world and months of tireless trial and error, Charlie developed balm blends so unheard of that the recipes had to be locked away for his safety.


What happened next was, well, magical.


Charlie just couldn’t sleep knowing he was depriving humanity of these balms, so after much thought and having his paws greased by a major conglomerate, Charming Charlie’s Magical Balm Co. was born.

Please enjoy! Your friend, Charlie