Directions for use ~ Beard

BALMS

Apply to damp or dry beard. Using the back of your thumbnail scrape out a small amount of balm. Placing it in the palm of your hand and rubbing your hands together will turn the balm into a liquid form, which should then be applied to your beard. Use a comb to calm those stray hairs and give shape to your beard while the balm works to moisturize and protect.

Reapply as needed.

OILS

Apply two to three drops of beard oil in your palm and rub your hands together to spread the oil around your palms and fingers. You may need more oil later, but starting with a small dose is better to avoid making your beard too greasy. Rub your palms and fingers through your beard (remember your moustache). Run a comb through your beard to evenly distribute the oil, combing both with and against the growth of your hair. Apply more oil if you don’t feel like you’ve used enough. People with particularly long or dry beards are most likely to need more.

Reapply as needed.

Because you know if we don't.....

Do not apply while driving or operating heavy machinery.
Do not use balms as a substitute for a dental mould or ninja star.
Not meant as a meal or drink replacement. Do Not Eat or Drink!
Never insert in your nose, ears, eyes or any other bodily orifice, EVER.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?

WARNING - For external use only, avoid contact with eyes. Rinse with water if contact occurs.